quarta-feira, 7 de maio de 2014

TESLA EFFECT: A TEX MURPHY ADVENTURE REVIEW


Typically when a new release tackles a classic genre, I end up attaching phrases like “a modern take on…” or “an updated version of…” to the description. Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure requires no such preface. It wholeheartedly embraces its ‘90s adventure-gaming roots, proudly doubling down on the design choices and aesthetic motifs that turned the series into a cult favorite before it entered an extended hiatus back in 1998. Most notably, Tesla Effect relies heavily on live-action video. While I could never bring myself to fully embrace that (crucial as it might be to the franchise), Tesla Effect manages to be both funny and flawed independent of its dated delivery.
Despite its grimy depiction of post-World War III San Francisco and cyberpunk-meets-film noir flavor, Tesla Effect is, at its core, a comedy -- and a campy comedy at that, one rife with silly puns, cartoony gags, and knee-slapping one-liners. In a phrase: dad jokes. At one point, Tex picks up a “past due” notice and a voice exclaims “You’re late, ya bum!” before a fist pops out and punches him in the face. While not every joke hit quite so hard (zing), you get the idea. The cultural references occasionally came out stale (The Brady Bunch? Lead paint?), but the humor in general is so disarmingly goofy and light-hearted I couldn’t help but be charmed. It felt like being tickled by a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode I’d somehow missed,
 
Tesla Effect’s production values possess a modicum of that same campy charm, but it wears thin much more quickly. The transparently low-budget costumes and props seem almost deliberately cheesy butultimately left me feelinglike I was watching some weird amateur YouTube series.The wildly inconsistent acting didn’t help either. While some characters -- including Tex himself -- were portrayed with commendable confidence and strong comedic timing, others like the meek electronics store employee sounded like they’d been shoved in front of a camera entirely against their will. Bad acting is one thing, but watching a decent actor carry on a conversation with a wooden plank is uncomfortable on another level.
To make a bad situation worse, the dialogue didn’t always work. I occasionally heard lines that didn’t logically follow the statement that preceded them. Other times, characters mentioned new information without actually acknowledging that something new had just been unceremoniously revealed. It could be pretty jarring. It’s possible some of this friction stemmed from the branching dialogue options, which leads me to some other complaints.
Unlike other games with similar mechanics, Tesla Effect doesn’t allow players to preview the lines they’re selecting. Rather, dialogue options are given vague titles like “Shock and Ohhhhh” and “Brightside.” It usually felt like I was choosing blindly and that, therefore, my input was meaningless, which turned out to be true when I replayed conversations multiple times. I can only recall three instances where I actually faced a potentially story-altering decision. The whole setup really made me appreciate the elegance and subtlety of similar mechanics in games like The Walking Dead.



Tex returns!
Tex returns!
And then there’s the story itself, which suffers from a serious crisis of editing. The plot is unbelievably convoluted, so much so that it’s actually difficult to describe. Basically, sarcastic, self-deprecating detective Tex Murphy wakes up in his office and can’t remember the previous seven years of his life (ugh), which means he must figure out what happened that night, who stole his memory, and how it relates to his missing girlfriend and to Nicola Tesla and to reincarnation and...yeah.
The narrative mostly makes sense by the end, but it gets off to a slow start and lurches in several different directions before finally finding its groove. Even then, there are several subplots and characters that eventually turn out to be red herrings or loose ends -- forgotten or abandoned somewhere along the way. Tex himself proves to be a remarkably likeable underdog though, and I was invested in the outcome by the time I finally neared the end of the 20 hour campaign.
Zing!
Zing!
The actual gameplay provided another bright spot -- although, like the plot, it took a while to get going. The opening few chapters relied almost entirely on exploring the open central hub (several blocks of a San Francisco slum), and interviewing the same handful of people over and over to gather more and more information. Then suddenly, the fifth chapter whisked me away to a snowy castle for a marathon gauntlet of “activity book” puzzles: sliding tiles into place, pushing buttons in the correct sequence, solving mazes -- all standard, forgettable mini-games entirely divorced from the rest of the gameplay.
Of all the coffee joints in all the world...
Of all the coffee joints in all the world...
That dramatic shift from gumshoeing to puzzle-solving exposes a disappointing lack of balance in Tesla Effect’s design, but after the castle, the experience finally leveled out and started to recapture the layered complexity I always loved in ‘90s adventure games. Rather than leaning so heavily on simplistic standalone puzzles, I would have to actually explore the 3D game space and find (or create) ways to progress through the level by, say, collecting and combining the correct items to fix a busted machine that would allow me to unlock a secret door that led me to the next crucial item...and so on. Being able to piece together the next step using my own skills of deduction remains just as rewarding as it was two decades ago.

THE VERDICT

Just as its noir-inspired detective Tex Murphy is a “man out of time,” Tesla Effect is indeed a game out of time. Every aspect -- from the humor to the puzzles to the live action cutscenes -- feels beamed here straight from the ‘90s. Sometimes it’s charming, and others, it’s just dated. But if nothing else, Tex’s puns and underdog relatability ultimately still make this rocky, uneven case worth cracking.

Vikings: 9 Things We Want in Season 3

Season 2 of Vikings was a whirlwind of brutality, betrayal, and power. Our hero Ragnar Lothbrok has gone from a lowly farmboy to a famed explorer to a beloved leader, and now it seems like he may have headbutted his way to becoming a King. While so much happened throughout Season 2, I’m already looking ahead at the possibilities for Season 3. Read on to find out a few things I hope we see in the next season of Vikings.

Battles and Invasions

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One of the best things about Vikings is its violent battle scenes. We've seen Rollo literally spear a man off the ground with no remorse, and it was awesome. Every character is glorious on the battlefield, and there's always room for more. The battles in Season 2 were epic, and with the group invading more territories, we got to see more gruesome battles than ever before. In Season 3, I hope the show goes to the next level and rather than forest skirmishes we start seeing large scale battles. Since creator/writer Michael Hirst has already mentioned the Vikings are going to attack Paris with 100 ships in the upcoming season, I'm excited to see how it, and the scenes surrounding it, play out.

Lagertha and Other Shieldmaiden

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By now we all know Lagertha is a complete bad***. She's held her own through two seasons, and I'm sure we'll be seeing plenty more of her come Season 3. I imagine that she's going to find a new love interest of her own, and I hope that happens rather than her creating any sort of love triangle between Ragnar and Aslaug. But I could do with a few more shieldmaidens as well. Women Vikings, aside from being allowed to fight, had a ton of freedom. They could own land, divorce, and, as we've seen Lagertha do, lead people. I like how there are already strong women on the show, and I'd love to see some more out during the invasions.

Ragnar's Sons

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Ragnar now has five beautiful sons: Bjorn Ironside, Halfdan, Ubbe, Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye, and Ivar the Boneless. A ton of time passed in Season 2 and Bjorn grew from a child to a young adult. I'd love to see more of Ragnar's sons grow and mature throughout Season 3 and come into their own. Historically, they all go on and do amazing things so I'm anxious to see if the boys are going to be a major focus in the upcoming season or not. Bjorn is already going out on raids and (literally) making a name for himself. I want to see his half-brothers get more screen time with Ragnar.

Life in Kattegat

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Viking battles are wonderfully exciting, but on the other hand you've got to tell the story of family and relationships back at home. There's such a great balance between action and intimacy on Vikings, and I hope that doesn't go away in the next season. As mentioned earlier, Aslaug's sons are only going to get older, how will they help out around the village? What is Aslaug herself going to be up to? If Ragnar is King, that makes Aslaug his Queen, so how is she going to reign over the folks back at home while the men and women are away? Now that her childbearing days are over, will she become a shieldmaiden? That would be pretty neat, though I don't think she has it in her. Remember when she couldn't stay in the hut because it was so dirty? No chance she's picking up a sword.
As witnessed in the excellent season 2 finale, it turns out good 'ole Floki would never turn against his pal Ragnar. Now that he's truly cemented a spot at Ragnar's side, I think he'll play an even larger role in Season 3. He's a sneak and a trickster, the exact type of man a king needs to get information out of his enemies. With a new baby and wife, there's so much on the line for Floki. What's going to happen with the child? How will she be raised? And how is Floki going to interact with Athelstan in Season 3? I'm hoping all of that comes in to play in a big way.

Fresh Conflicts

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Season 2 wraps up nicely for a lot of characters. With King Horik out of the picture, Ragnar doesn’t seem to have too many enemies left. The Kings in England, specifically King Ecbert, need him and his clan if they want to fulfill their wild ambitions. I don't necessarily want to see conflicts arise between Ragnar and his people, nor between Ragnar and the kings, as we've already dealt with that a lot in Season 2. However, I am curious to see the difficulties that are going to spring up between all these strong-headed characters and how the English are going to want to use the Vikings to accomplish their goals.

England

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King Ecbert of Wessex and King Aelle of Northumbria made a marriage alliance in Season 2, also incorporating the lustful Princess Kwenthrith of Mercia who needs the Vikings as mercenaries in her civil war. It's clear that Ecbert is the brains of the operation, but he certainly has had some help from his secret ancient Roman texts. Ecbert is a fascinating character, probably the only one who can compete with Ragnar in terms of complexity, and I'm very interested to see how his story plays out in the next season. Will he stay true to Aelle, who wants vengeance against the Vikings for killing his brother? What will he think of Ragnar effectively stealing back Athelstan? Will his relationship with Ragnar change now that he's a king? I'm hoping these questions and more will be answered before the Vikings head off to Paris.

Rollo

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Towards the end of Season 2, Rollo was badly injured in the fight against King Ecbert and Aethelstan narrowly saved his life. While Rollo wasn't exactly thankful, he's still alive going in to the next season, but it's not clear how healthy he is. Ragnar's brother could at the very least stand up and take out a few soldiers, but not with much conviction. I'm hoping to see Rollo come back strong in Season 3, as it will be very interesting to see his interactions with Aethelstan. Will the Christian turned Viking reveal that he was actually Rollo's savior? I want to see how their relationship evolves, and what Rollo's role will be among Ragnar's clan.

Religion

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Religion is such a huge part of Vikings. Whether we're talking Christianity or the Norse Religion, I'm anxious to see where the show takes the characters in terms of their faith. Ragnar is seen praying with Athelstan at the end of Season 2, and I'm not sure what Floki would think of that. Ragnar didn't seem like he had converted by any means, but he does seem curious about Christianity at the very least. What tensions will that bring up in Season 3? Will Athelstan remain a Christian within Viking society, or will he have to go back to keeping it a secret? I for one found the Blood Eagle episode incredible, so I hope that the Norse gods and the customs surrounding them will be very much prevalent going in to the next season.


Let's just say that with the way Season 2 wrapped up, there's a lot that could happen in Season 3 of Vikings. While these are just a few things I'm hoping to see, so much and more could actually be on the table. Where do you think Ragnar and his Vikings are going to go in Season 3, and more importantly, what do want to see from the next season of this brutal show? Unfortunately it won’t be out until 2015, so we have a lot of time to speculate.

TBS Orders Steve Carell-Produced Comedy Angie Tribeca, Starring Rashida Jones

TBS has announced that they have ordered 10 episodes of the procedural satire series Angie Tribeca, starring Rashida Jones and executive-produced by her The Office co-star Steve Carell (who will also direct the pilot) and his wife, Nancy Carell.
The single-camera police comedy will follow Jones as the title character, Angie Tribeca, a detective on the "Really Heinous Crimes Unit" having issues with her boss (Jere Burns) and new partner (Hayes Macarthur). Dean Cole and Andree Vermeulen round out the regular cast.
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Rashida Jones with Rob Lowe on Parks and Recreation.
The series marks Jones’ return to TV, after a stint on The Office, and several seasons on Parks and Recreation, which she exited earlier this year.
The pilot will feature guest appearances from Lisa Kudrow, Alfred Molina, Gary Cole, Nancy Carell and Matthew Glave.
Angie Tribeca is set to air in 2015 on TBS.

7 of The Biggest News Stories for May 7th

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Top 10 Coolest Batman Statues

If you're a hardcore Batman fan with disposable income, simply collecting graphic novels and DVDs isn't enough. What better way to show your love for the Caped Crusader than assembling a collection of statues and busts depicting the hero in all his three-dimensional glory? Luckily, with Batman being as popular as he is, there's been no shortage of high-end collectibles to choose from over the years.
As part of our ongoing celebration of Batman's 75th anniversary, we've decided to spotlight the 10 coolest Batman statues of all time. But first, a few ground rules. In the interest of narrowing down the pool of candidates, we limited our selections to statues and busts, not action figures, LEGO sets, and so forth. We also limited our choices to statues that feature Batman himself in some capacity, so statues featuring just characters like Joker, Catwoman, Batgirl, etc. were out of the running. And finally, this list includes only products that have been released and are officially licensed by DC.
With that in mind, check out our picks for the greatest Batman statues, and let us know what your favorites are in the comments section below.

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Batman: The Animated Series - Batman Maquette

Released 2004
 
For all that Batman: The Animated Series is lauded as being one of the greatest (if not the greatest) interpretations of Batman, there have been surprisingly few collectibles geared towards capturing Bruce Timm's distinctive art style. Even fewer have been based on Timm's original character designs rather than the New Batman Adventures redesigns.
If you want a statue depicting Batman in all his 1992-era animated glory, look no further than this maquette from DC's Classic Animation Series line. The pose is a little plain, but that's kind of the point of a maquette. What matters is that Timm's design has been translated perfectly to 3D. This Batman is stoic, imposing, and a fitting homage to such a great animated series. Good luck finding one for anywhere close to the original price, though.

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Batman: Black & White by Jock Statue

Released 2012

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DC's Batman: Black and White line is dedicated to bringing various artistic interpretations of Batman to life with a unique, monotone approach. The statues are fairly small (roughly the same scale as DC's action figures), but they're also a heck of a lot cheaper than most other Batman collectibles.
Easily one of DC's finest efforts so far has been the Jock statue, based on the artist's collaboration with Scott Snyder for the "Black Mirror" storyline. The dynamic pose is a far cry from the usual crop of statues depicting Batman looming or getting ready to throw a Batarang. With the billowing cape and twisted grappling cable, there's a real sense of motion to this piece. It has a presence that goes above and beyond most of the B&W pieces. And it's always nice to see a statue depicting Dick Grayson as Batman for a change.

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Hush: Batman and Catwoman Kiss Statue

Released 2014

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Batman statues based on Jim Lee's artwork are nothing new at this point. But this most recent Hush statue is easily one of the best and most faithful to Lee's art. The statue is closely based on Lee's splash image depicting Batman and Catwoman's passionate kiss. Thanks to Tim Bruckner's top-notch sculpting, every fold of Batman's cape and bulge of his muscle has been faithfully translated to 3D form. Even the billowing fog of the Gotham night has been included.
It's tough to understand just how impressive this statue looks until you see it in person. The enormous base and the fact that you're essentially getting two statues in one help make the $250 price tag more palatable.

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Detective Comics #38: Batman and Robin Statue

Released 2003

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All of our picks so far have been devoted to more contemporary interpretations of Batman, but there have been some great retro-style statues as well. Perhaps none is better than this piece, which adapts the iconic cover to Detective Comics #38 and celebrates Robin's very first appearance.
In some ways, it's much more difficult to translate the work of Golden Age artists to 3D than it is more modern creators like Jim Lee, but Tim Bruckner delivered another winner with this sculpt. Bob Kane's cover is elegantly brought to life, and the image of Robin leaping onto the stage offers a striking design to add to your Batman collection. The various Robins aren't terribly well represented in statue form, but at least the Dynamic Duo have this piece to celebrate their partnership.

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The Dark Knight Returns: Call to Arms Statue

Released 2013

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As you might expect, several companies focused a lot of attention on The Dark Knight Returns-themed collectibles in 2012 and 2013 with the release of the two-part animated movie. But of all those pieces, it's hard to top DC's Call to Arms statue for presence and sheer novelty. How many other statues depict Batman atop a majestic steed?
The Call to Arms statue is easily one of the best attempts at capturing Frank Miller's distinctive art style. This Batman is grim, gritty, and bulging with muscle and sinew. But it's the horse that takes the piece to another level. It gives the piece mass, making it easily one of DC's larger Batman statues. And it tells a story of Batman charging into battle and rallying an army to save a powerless Gotham City.

The Dark Knight: Batman Life-Size Bust

Released 2013

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We haven't been terribly impressed with the various statues and busts based on the live-action Batman films over the years. That's one area where collectors are better off focusing on high-end action figures from companies like Hot Toys and Enterbay rather than statues. But the one exception to date is this pricey but very impressive life-size bust from Hollywood Collectibles Group.
This bust offers a museum-worthy depiction of Christian Bale's Batman as he appeared in The Dark Knight. Every detail is spot-on, from the shape of his jaw to the intricate design of his armor. The bust even includes an alternate head so collectors can display Batman in his sonar mode. Even at original MSRP, this is easily one of the most expensive Batman pieces on the market. But if you have $800 to spend, you'll be hard-pressed to find a more stunning depiction of the Dark Knight Detective.

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Batman ArtFX Statue

Released 2006

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As a counterpoint to the previous pick, there are statues geared towards the Batman fanatic who craves an eye-catching piece of sculpture but doesn't want to spend a lot of money. That demographic has become Kotobukiya's niche over the years. Their ArtFX line foregoes the traditional polystone material for a PVC plastic. Not only are these statues less fragile, they're also much cheaper.
2006 version
2006 version
The Batman ArtFX statue is another piece based on the ever-popular Hush storyline andJim Lee's art style. The piece offers a fairly simple but elegant depiction of Batman gathering his torn cape about him. Originally released back in 2006, the statue received a few sculpting tweaks and a new (and vastly improved) paint job when it was re-released in 2012. Yes, the display base is pretty simple and no-frills, but considering that you can acquire a 1:6 scale Batman statue this well executed for $100 or less, it's a worthy trade-off.

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Batman Premium Format Figure

Released 2013

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Sideshow only recently acquired the DC license, so their lineup of DC heroes and villains is pretty sparse compared to their Marvel offerings. Unsurprisingly, they've chosen to focus heavily on the Batman franchise out of the gate. And their Batman Premium Format Figure certainly has what it takes to run with the greats.
Like most Premium Format Figures, this Batman is a mixed-media statue. He features a cloth costume over a powerfully sculpted body. The cape is fully sculpted, meanwhile, and its mass of billowing folds gives this statue incredible presence. The intricately detailed gargoyle base is also a work of art in its own right. The statue includes two swappable heads, plus an alternate hand holding a Batarang if you were lucky enough to snag the Sideshow-exclusive version.
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The Batman Premium Format could almost claim the title of greatest Batman statue ever if not for a few annoying flaws. The tailoring on the costume could be a little tighter, and both heads depict Bats with an odd 5 o'clock shadow. Minor nitpicks, perhaps, but at $400, the statue should have been flawless. Fans will just have to settle for "really, really cool."

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Batman: Black & White by Mike Mignola Statue

Released 2006

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2006 version
At this point, the Batman: Black & White line has swelled to over 50 pieces, with no signs of the series slowing down. But we have yet to see any of these statues beat this early effort from 2006. Who would have thought Mike Mognola's art style would transition so well to 3D?
It's certainly a challenge to convert a style that hinges on heavy shadows and angular, almost abstract character designs from paper to statue. Sculptor Jonathan Matthews succeeded by giving this piece a woodcut feel. This statue has been chipped and gouged until it looks like a Mignola drawing come to life. The Black & White theme really becomes integral, as the stark shades of black and gray highlight the dramatic shapes. Matthews managed the unique accomplishment of making a 3D statue look like a 2D illustration.
2012 re-release
2012 re-release
Because of its amazing execution, this statue has become one of the most rare Black & White pieces over the years. Even the 2012 re-release (which featured a modified and somewhat inferior paint scheme) is pretty difficult to track down these days. So if you ever find the opportunity to own this statue for a reasonable price, take it.

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Classic Confrontations: Batman vs. Killer Croc Statue

Released 2009

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It's one thing to see a simple, elegant depiction of Batman standing on a rooftop and surveying his city, but sometimes you just want a statue featuring Batman in action and battling his fiercest villains. In that case, look no further than the Batman vs. Killer Croc diorama. It remains the Batman statue to end all Batman statues even five years after its original release.
The statue depicts a powerful clash between Batman and his reptilian foe. Croc is exploding out of the sewer, wrapped in Batman's rope, riddled with Batarangs, and in the midst of receiving a swift knee to the face. The finer details on this piece never cease to amaze. Whether it's the lovingly crafted scales on Croc's hide or the tears in Batman's costume that reveal the armored plating underneath, this really is a work of art.
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Between the statue's instant popularity and the fact that so many pieces were damaged in transit, the Batman vs. Killer Croc diorama quickly became one of the most expensive and sought-after DC statues out there. Until recently, it was common for eBay auctions to sell for upwards of $1000. Luckily, DC re-released the statue last year with a new paint scheme and a more reasonable price tag. But don't expect that price to remain lower forever.